(video)

[Heeeey, why’s Gold so angry looking? Oh wait, maybe because IT’S NOT GOLD.]

Hey, HEY, HEY. Can you see me? Can you see this face? [He’s seen pointing at himself -- though really all that can be seen is part of his finger since he’s nearly smooshed up against the screen (for empahsis)]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m Hibiki from Johto, not this Gold person! Who’s Gold anyway?! [He moves back from the screen and throws his arms up in the air, and maybe the video doesn’t desaturate the quality enough that you can tell his face is getting red.]

Do you know how many people have called me Gold since I got here? Do you? And Explotaro, EXPLOTARO. My Typhlosion is not Explotaro or whatever, he doesn’t EXPLODE.

[He moves even farther from the camera now, in favor of pacing back and forth in the clearing he’s been in for the past few weeks or so, with his hands in his hair or in the air. Where’s Typhlosion? The volcano pokemon is lounging off by the side ignoring his trainer’s quarter-life crisis--there are tons of other Typhlosion around he doesn’t give a crap.]

I don’t even know who Gold is or what he even looks like! I can’t possibly be him, I’m ME! Me, Hibiki--champion of Johto and the boy that defeated Team Rocket! I’m..not...Gold........[Wait for it....] I’m not Gold, I’m not Gold, I’m not Gold, I’m....not...Gold? What if I am, what if that’s why people are calling me Gold? Even Silver called me Gold. Is this why people recognize me? Cause I’m Gold? And..Typhlosion's Explotaro?

No, no........NO! It can't...I'm not.......

[He lets out a scream of frustration and hits his head a couple times with his hands.]

I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!

(/video)

[Tree, tree, tree, and hey another tree! Actually, that tree looks really familiar...wait no, that tree does. Wait, wait. ALL THE TREES ACTUALLY LOOK THE SAME?? This just wasn't working out for him, first he wakes up in a small cave in some clearly and then when he tries to use his map, none of the roads look familiar at all! And all this snow isn't helping at all--heck, since when was it winter?!]

Ehhhhhhhhhh? I'm not lost, right Typhlosion? [The jerk just gives him a deadpanned look, well, as deadpanned as it could look. Take a gander at his tongue, ye fire-breathing beast!]

Geez, you're no help are you, buddy? Ah well, we'll figure it out! There's bound to be something that'll tell us where we are, we just gotta find it! [Suddenly idea! Not one that would help his situation, but it's a fun idea.] Hey, hey, bet you can't do this! [Hibiki inhales and breathes out, watching his breath come out and fade into nothingness. frost breath. oh he was such a clever boy.

Too bad Typhlosion looks unimpressed. And proceeds to show off by SHOOTING FLAMETHROWER INTO THE SKY AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF THE POOR BOY. (Oops, hopefully no one will notice the fire in the sky?) The attack successfully knocks Hibiki to the ground, something tumbling out of his pocket to land in the snow. Nothing on the screen was pressed, right? His finger didn't graze that voice button, right? The screen just lit up by itself, right?]

[voice]

O-oi, Typhlosion, no reason to get competitive now! If you wanted to show off your strength, you could always just carry me! [Face, meet snow. Courtesy of a giant badger. But wait, there's more. He spies the weird gadget that came out of his pocket later and holds it up to his face.] ..Eh? What's this?

Mun

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team ☆ hgss
		typhlosion ♂ lv 89 brave nature ♦ blaze earthquake|flamethrower lava plume|eruption			arcanine ♂ level 85 naughty nature ♦ intimidate fire fang|flare blitz flamethrower|heat wave
		pidgeot ♂ lv 85 calm nature ♦ keen eye aerial ace|roost air slash|fly			ampharos ♂ lv 83 jolly nature ♦ static power gem|thunder strength|discharge
		walrein ♂ lv 80 lonely nature ♦ thick fat ice ball|blizzard aurora beam|surf			bellossom ♂ lv 83 lax nature ♦ chlorophyll petal dance|solarbeam leafstorm|sleep powder

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